What not to do on your ACT

1. Develop lazy eye
"Hey you eyes on your own paper."
"They are..."
"Oh...um, corner spot, go."
2. Bring your iPod
"But...But...I need my tunes."
3. Ask to use your iPod as a calculator.
"No iPods, Phones, Mp3 players, or any other technological devices allowed."
"What if my calculator is on my iPod?"
"..." Everyone else in the room is palming their face. Also, this actually happened.
4. Forget to bring food.
"Grawlllllll, goooooaaannnnn, fuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuuu teeeeeeeeest."
"What was that?"
"My stomach, my bad."
5. Forget your name.
"Write clearly you name in the boxes provided."
"Shiiiiit."

German

So I was in German.
You will now be forced to learn some German Grammar
So, ah, have fun with that.

What I remeber of German Grammer
The verb is always the second part (Think yoda)
So if I said, I'm going home (Ich gehe nach hause) That is correct.
This gets tricky when you have a Introduction
In Fall, I'm going home (Im herbst, gehe Ich nach hause not Im herbst, I gehe nach hause)

Every noun has an article, these articles are either feminine, masculine, or neuter.
feminine is die, masculine, is der, and neuter is das.
Das auto is neuter.
Der Frau is masculine.
The actual gender of the noun doesn't matter.

This actually applies when using direct objects and indirect objects, as the articles change then.

There are 9 Pronouns Ich (I) Du (you) er sie es (he she it) Sie (they) Ihr (you plural) Sie (you formal)

You only use du if you know the person well, us sie in all other situations, when in doubt use du
every pronoun has it's own ending
Ich -e
Du -st
er sie es -t
sie -st
ihr -en
sie -en
(I think It's been a while)

Ich bin
bu bist
etc.

NaNoWriMo

I'm so behind.
So you're probably asking why am I blogging?
one word.
Procrastination.

I really hope I'm not doing anything the last weekend of the month.
I'm probably be writing the entire weekend.
oh well

John Green did a video on the French Revolution!
I know about that! Yay!
Did you know the person who invented the guillotine was beheaded, by the guillotine?

and Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat cake!" It was and earlier queen and was just used for propaganda. And the Cake refers to white bread, not cake, peasants ate grainy bread (which is better for you, incidentally) and it was a sign of nobility to eat white refined bread (the unhealthy kind).

Let's change the subject, it has too many words I can't spell.

But most subjects will have words I can't spell.

Also, Moulin Rouge. I love that movie, and it's french.

That's all

Au Revoir!

I need to write

so write I will

so, I had to go to a meeting and talk about the ACT at the school.

The person told us to be there 5:45...

we got done at 7:10

we talked for like, 15 minutes, at the very most.

it was not cool, but I get chinese, yay!!!


I'm looking for a new profile pic, for facebook.
and I can't find one, John Green came two weekends ago, but I can't find any good pics...I don't want to upload mine, slow internet

I missed Glee.
I had to work, I am so sad.

also John Green and Amy Krause Rosenthal rick rolled me, I'm not sure if I'm happy about this or not...

The Knowledge!!!

So this isn't going well...this blogging thing

cause, well, I'm writing about what? nothing...
but I know things so


*******RANDOM KNOWLEDGE TIME!!!!!********

A way to get out of questions about your future

Your Grandma asks you what are you going to do with your life?
Instead of mumbling a response reply with, "I prefer not to make plans. You know who else made plans? Stalin, two of them, for five years. And we see how that turned out. Famine, genocide, an extremely poor lower class, do you want that brought upon me no sir. and then leave.

background knowledge
Stalin made two five-year plans to turn the soviet union into an industrial nation, as apposed to the agricultural nation it was pre-stalin. In ten years stalin was able to turn the USSR into an industrial power house, but this cost many lives.
Not only did Stalin FORCE a famine on the people of Ukraine (Yikes), he also applied industrial methods to the agricultural forces in his country...not a good idea. There wasn't enough workers, they were very poor, etc.
Many people died.
and Stalin's a commie, perfect for your older relatives.

***FIN***

Next idea?

When to...

break up with a girl and when not too (just the date)

when not to
Less than a week before...
*her birthday (I mean really?)
*Christmas, It's stressful enough without that and then all that family time
*any holiday (ok, only the real ones, don't worry about Labor day)
*your anniversary
*Her period, yeah so that's awkward but still you gotta think about these things
*an event where she is expected to be happy, like her sister's wedding, a big meeting, or a birthday party
*a big vacation, if she takes a week off don't tell her then...please

When to tell her
*on a stupid holiday, say she gets labor day off tell her then, she doesn't have to go to work distraught but it doesn't ruin a holiday
*after the aforementioned events
*well before an event that requires you or her to buy things for each other
*if your just ignoring her, and some minor stuff is going on
*if your cheating on her

Tell me what you think

Bloggggg

I am watching the Blind Side...
I like it, but the writer does this thing where they make people in the script piss you off. Which (shockingly) pisses me off. Grrrrrr. I know it's an effect and stuff but argh, it still pisses me offffff

I bought a Yoda shirt...it says, size matters not, hmhm. I feel like it's a fat joke...

Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?
ha, spies like us, 80's movie watch it, it's great

hm