The Knowledge!!!

So this isn't going well...this blogging thing

cause, well, I'm writing about what? nothing...
but I know things so


*******RANDOM KNOWLEDGE TIME!!!!!********

A way to get out of questions about your future

Your Grandma asks you what are you going to do with your life?
Instead of mumbling a response reply with, "I prefer not to make plans. You know who else made plans? Stalin, two of them, for five years. And we see how that turned out. Famine, genocide, an extremely poor lower class, do you want that brought upon me no sir. and then leave.

background knowledge
Stalin made two five-year plans to turn the soviet union into an industrial nation, as apposed to the agricultural nation it was pre-stalin. In ten years stalin was able to turn the USSR into an industrial power house, but this cost many lives.
Not only did Stalin FORCE a famine on the people of Ukraine (Yikes), he also applied industrial methods to the agricultural forces in his country...not a good idea. There wasn't enough workers, they were very poor, etc.
Many people died.
and Stalin's a commie, perfect for your older relatives.

***FIN***

Next idea?

When to...

break up with a girl and when not too (just the date)

when not to
Less than a week before...
*her birthday (I mean really?)
*Christmas, It's stressful enough without that and then all that family time
*any holiday (ok, only the real ones, don't worry about Labor day)
*your anniversary
*Her period, yeah so that's awkward but still you gotta think about these things
*an event where she is expected to be happy, like her sister's wedding, a big meeting, or a birthday party
*a big vacation, if she takes a week off don't tell her then...please

When to tell her
*on a stupid holiday, say she gets labor day off tell her then, she doesn't have to go to work distraught but it doesn't ruin a holiday
*after the aforementioned events
*well before an event that requires you or her to buy things for each other
*if your just ignoring her, and some minor stuff is going on
*if your cheating on her

Tell me what you think

Bloggggg

I am watching the Blind Side...
I like it, but the writer does this thing where they make people in the script piss you off. Which (shockingly) pisses me off. Grrrrrr. I know it's an effect and stuff but argh, it still pisses me offffff

I bought a Yoda shirt...it says, size matters not, hmhm. I feel like it's a fat joke...

Doctor? Doctor? Doctor?
ha, spies like us, 80's movie watch it, it's great

hm