Hey cat. So I just grabbed your bag by accident. Then I was like "I
don't have fancy electronics" and got mine instead, with the un-fancy
electronics and everything. So yeah I trained today that's why I'm
here on a Monday. Bye mom.

^Courtesy of Claire

What not to do on your ACT

1. Develop lazy eye
"Hey you eyes on your own paper."
"They are..."
"Oh...um, corner spot, go."
2. Bring your iPod
"But...But...I need my tunes."
3. Ask to use your iPod as a calculator.
"No iPods, Phones, Mp3 players, or any other technological devices allowed."
"What if my calculator is on my iPod?"
"..." Everyone else in the room is palming their face. Also, this actually happened.
4. Forget to bring food.
"Grawlllllll, goooooaaannnnn, fuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuuu teeeeeeeeest."
"What was that?"
"My stomach, my bad."
5. Forget your name.
"Write clearly you name in the boxes provided."
"Shiiiiit."

German

So I was in German.
You will now be forced to learn some German Grammar
So, ah, have fun with that.

What I remeber of German Grammer
The verb is always the second part (Think yoda)
So if I said, I'm going home (Ich gehe nach hause) That is correct.
This gets tricky when you have a Introduction
In Fall, I'm going home (Im herbst, gehe Ich nach hause not Im herbst, I gehe nach hause)

Every noun has an article, these articles are either feminine, masculine, or neuter.
feminine is die, masculine, is der, and neuter is das.
Das auto is neuter.
Der Frau is masculine.
The actual gender of the noun doesn't matter.

This actually applies when using direct objects and indirect objects, as the articles change then.

There are 9 Pronouns Ich (I) Du (you) er sie es (he she it) Sie (they) Ihr (you plural) Sie (you formal)

You only use du if you know the person well, us sie in all other situations, when in doubt use du
every pronoun has it's own ending
Ich -e
Du -st
er sie es -t
sie -st
ihr -en
sie -en
(I think It's been a while)

Ich bin
bu bist
etc.

NaNoWriMo

I'm so behind.
So you're probably asking why am I blogging?
one word.
Procrastination.

I really hope I'm not doing anything the last weekend of the month.
I'm probably be writing the entire weekend.
oh well

John Green did a video on the French Revolution!
I know about that! Yay!
Did you know the person who invented the guillotine was beheaded, by the guillotine?

and Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat cake!" It was and earlier queen and was just used for propaganda. And the Cake refers to white bread, not cake, peasants ate grainy bread (which is better for you, incidentally) and it was a sign of nobility to eat white refined bread (the unhealthy kind).

Let's change the subject, it has too many words I can't spell.

But most subjects will have words I can't spell.

Also, Moulin Rouge. I love that movie, and it's french.

That's all

Au Revoir!